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16

May

oh babe. it’s lovely to see you in the enchanted forest like this.  i was just out gathering firewood and berries, i had no idea a mega babe would materialize out of the mist.
would it weird you out to make out in this setting?  or should we summon the magic carpet and make out in the arabian desert instead?
later hot forest shiny lovely babe

oh babe. it’s lovely to see you in the enchanted forest like this.  i was just out gathering firewood and berries, i had no idea a mega babe would materialize out of the mist.

would it weird you out to make out in this setting?  or should we summon the magic carpet and make out in the arabian desert instead?

later hot forest shiny lovely babe

14

May

Hey guess what:
It’s the future, and the babe beer delivery service has been invented.  This “valiant babe city babe deluxe babe champion” has been summoned and he carelessly wades across the moat and the rain and the mist to deliver us some PBR.
I don’t even like PBR that much, but babes? ?      ???????? ????? 
????????????????  
Thanks very much, I actually love you.

Hey guess what:

It’s the future, and the babe beer delivery service has been invented.  This “valiant babe city babe deluxe babe champion” has been summoned and he carelessly wades across the moat and the rain and the mist to deliver us some PBR.

I don’t even like PBR that much, but babes? ?      ???????? ????? 

????????????????  

Thanks very much, I actually love you.

09

May

Those were the good old days.  The days are still pretty good, but with much less planets and celestial bodies collaged on top.  
Also please take note of the whale on the left as he jumps with glee in the depths of this celestial paradise.  Don’t miss him.
"Antarctic Celebration Babe"

Those were the good old days.  The days are still pretty good, but with much less planets and celestial bodies collaged on top.  

Also please take note of the whale on the left as he jumps with glee in the depths of this celestial paradise.  Don’t miss him.

"Antarctic Celebration Babe"

02

May

In the above video, we demonstrate our affinity for dancing, as well as free time.  Watch.

01

May

imagine you could do anything with your day that you wanted.  
i can, and this is what i did.
"Led Zeppelin looking Babe Collage on a Friday afternoon"

imagine you could do anything with your day that you wanted.  

i can, and this is what i did.

"Led Zeppelin looking Babe Collage on a Friday afternoon"

hahhaha mina had to go to work (which means she is over at ilia’s house eating popsicles and watercoloring) so now it’s my turn to take over BCB enterprises.  hahahha oh yes i am listening to the eagles now at full volume thinking about how we are going to need an intern with all the new photo cropping we’re doing.
ok who wants to be our intern? your first assignment will be to google image search the words “enchanted magical forest crystal cave fantasy” and then you must take yourself to the fridge to retrieve me a beer and some grapes.  help yourself to the cheese in there, it’s this blue one from denmark and i think you’ll really enjoy it.
then when you are back at the computer please change the song to Prince and then email some media outlets about how much babe city rules and then you can have class credit and consider the cheese to have been your lunch and we’ll provide you a Metrocard.
"Mario laughing obliviously with no idea about the purple hot air balloon taking off behind him babe”

hahhaha mina had to go to work (which means she is over at ilia’s house eating popsicles and watercoloring) so now it’s my turn to take over BCB enterprises.  hahahha oh yes i am listening to the eagles now at full volume thinking about how we are going to need an intern with all the new photo cropping we’re doing.

ok who wants to be our intern? your first assignment will be to google image search the words “enchanted magical forest crystal cave fantasy” and then you must take yourself to the fridge to retrieve me a beer and some grapes.  help yourself to the cheese in there, it’s this blue one from denmark and i think you’ll really enjoy it.

then when you are back at the computer please change the song to Prince and then email some media outlets about how much babe city rules and then you can have class credit and consider the cheese to have been your lunch and we’ll provide you a Metrocard.

"Mario laughing obliviously with no idea about the purple hot air balloon taking off behind him babe

27

Apr

We miraculously got bored writing the commentary for Babe City tonight.  How can we make this more fun? Let’s get dynamic.  Dynamic and expansive.
These babe photos have been digitally hand cropped by ourselves.
Welcome to your new desktop backgrounds babes.  You can order prints in a variety of sizes of these fantasy pieces printed in archival organic ink.  Act in the next 5 minutes and we’ll include a free binder with your purchase laminated on the front.  Just kidding, full price!!!!
"Psychedelic Fantasy Babe"

We miraculously got bored writing the commentary for Babe City tonight.  How can we make this more fun? Let’s get dynamic.  Dynamic and expansive.

These babe photos have been digitally hand cropped by ourselves.

Welcome to your new desktop backgrounds babes.  You can order prints in a variety of sizes of these fantasy pieces printed in archival organic ink.  Act in the next 5 minutes and we’ll include a free binder with your purchase laminated on the front.  Just kidding, full price!!!!

"Psychedelic Fantasy Babe"

"Cosmos Babe adventuring through the galaxy!!!"

"Cosmos Babe adventuring through the galaxy!!!"

"Desert Hunk Babe awaiting at the Oasis.  Stay alive."

"Desert Hunk Babe awaiting at the Oasis.  Stay alive."

24

Apr

You are beautiful babe, and we have the same hair.  i have that shirt too, the plaid one. and i like water, not unlike the fuji bottle you are cradling.  
let’s go out for some water sometime, and when we make out people across the bar or near the water fountain will not be able to tell us apart due to our hair being exactly the same so we’ll look like two lesbians kissing or two rocker dudes or one rocker dude and one regular female.  so mysterious, so sexy.
"Josh Hartnett if he was cooler looking Babe"

You are beautiful babe, and we have the same hair.  i have that shirt too, the plaid one. and i like water, not unlike the fuji bottle you are cradling.  

let’s go out for some water sometime, and when we make out people across the bar or near the water fountain will not be able to tell us apart due to our hair being exactly the same so we’ll look like two lesbians kissing or two rocker dudes or one rocker dude and one regular female.  so mysterious, so sexy.

"Josh Hartnett if he was cooler looking Babe"

Relax babe.  
We’re only taking your picture for our own personal use which just so happens to involve posting it on the internet for millions of female babes to admire.
"Scary yet Hot Dude in Ghostbusters Babe"

Relax babe.  

We’re only taking your picture for our own personal use which just so happens to involve posting it on the internet for millions of female babes to admire.

"Scary yet Hot Dude in Ghostbusters Babe"

21

Apr

We’re too tired to step out of our element. Kara’s knees are boycotting from the less than sensible amount of running she’s put them through and mina is completely spiral eyed from the song Maggot Brain that is now on the playlist to the right, which totally also rules the shit out the everything. 
 ”Predictably Enjoyed Babe.”

We’re too tired to step out of our element. Kara’s knees are boycotting from the less than sensible amount of running she’s put them through and mina is completely spiral eyed from the song Maggot Brain that is now on the playlist to the right, which totally also rules the shit out the everything. 

 ”Predictably Enjoyed Babe.”

This is Babe City reporting live from the cavernous enthralls of a bar with 21 beers on tap, European soccer on the TV’s, and at least 40 men fully charged and glowing with the rugged yang energy that only watching other men kicking balls can induce. 
“Excited (and Exciting) Euro Babes.”
The kind with accents you hear in films with Daniel Day Lewis.

This is Babe City reporting live from the cavernous enthralls of a bar with 21 beers on tap, European soccer on the TV’s, and at least 40 men fully charged and glowing with the rugged yang energy that only watching other men kicking balls can induce. 

Excited (and Exciting) Euro Babes.”

The kind with accents you hear in films with Daniel Day Lewis.

haha, these are babes that mina likes. i am mina so i have a thorough understanding of my likes. kara has to work on her dads website and instead of going out to buy her peanut m&m’s, i have taken full creative license over the BCB Enterprise and i’m not even holding back on my preferential treatment of the great hairy people of this world.
"Nordic Sunshine Ginger Surprise Babes Turbo Deluxe"

haha, these are babes that mina likes. i am mina so i have a thorough understanding of my likes. kara has to work on her dads website and instead of going out to buy her peanut m&m’s, i have taken full creative license over the BCB Enterprise and i’m not even holding back on my preferential treatment of the great hairy people of this world.

"Nordic Sunshine Ginger Surprise Babes Turbo Deluxe"

"Run with me in the 5 o’clock shadows, Babe."
"Grow your Beard" is the next handmade Babe City white V-neck t-shirt.  And on the back we will write, "Shaving is misbehaving."

"Run with me in the 5 o’clock shadows, Babe."

"Grow your Beard" is the next handmade Babe City white V-neck t-shirt.  And on the back we will write, "Shaving is misbehaving."