Kara: Do you feel like sorting through the thousands of mega hot babes we photographed in the sunshine this weekend?
Kara: Do you feel like dressing like Kelly Bundy and going out dancing until 5 am?
Mina: Yes. Yes I do.
So many sensuous and stunning babes are coming. As soon as we feel like it.
Aw, what a cute babe. He’s like someone you went out with for 3 weeks in middle school before the summer break where his family moved to Iowa, and you occasionally search for him on FaceBook because you think you may still have something.
He’s too cool for FaceBook though, so you try google, and then try facebook again in a few weeks.
But he just looks like that.
This babe is actually from Spain and today is his birthday. We know all of this because we took the time out of our busy schedules to hit on him while we were on our way home with a big plastic bag full of vegetables and grapes. He offered us a hot dog from inside the bar, but we are new students of a Taoist regime, and hot dogs are against the Way (of the Tao). Sorry babe, enjoy your hot dog with some adherents of Western Schools of thought.
“Separated by Fate (the Tao) Babe”
Hey hot babes!!!
Check out this beautiful sensuous wonderful enchanting video of us going nuts.
all of our love,
We went for a walk today. We go for a walk everyday because we have no TV, and we like walking, but today was different.
There we are walking aimlessly around Greenpoint when suddenly an entire film set appears before our eyes!!
Well this is interesting. Hello Jason Schwartzman. Hello Ted Danson. Let’s sit down awkwardly on this curb right here and watch.
So we took a seat and smiled widely as they proceeded to blow up a window in the scene they were shooting.
That part was cool, but then this “Clipboard Babe” appears adding to the superior excellence of the moment. Who knows what his actual job was, but the clipboard seemed to give him access to all parts of the film shoot…spawning a most genius idea on our part.
Due to complete and total lack of income, we are going to have to get pretty creative soon on how the heck we are going to feed ourselves. Apparently a clipboard is a one way ticket to the film set food buffet though, so as long as we can afford a clipboard, we’ll live!!!!!
At the zenith of men’s fashion, we have outliers such as this babe. These babes boldly explore the boundaries of style while lounging upon their front stoop. We can safely assume this babe has just finished slaying a large bear and is minutes away from seducing David Bowie who may or may not happen to walk by as we did.
What a visionary.
“Exposed Brick Babe”
Oh great. Now all of the executives at Urban Outfitters that are probably following Babe City are going to see this picture and hang colorful beach balls from the ceilings in all of their stores this season.
Or it could go the other way around. All of the executives at K-Mart that are following Babe City will see this picture and place hot babes in all of the beach ball aisles…
Mina already meets all of her boyfriends at K-mart, or Aeropostale.
“Marketing Bonanza Babe”
YES!!!! i admire your fierce independence babe, your willingness to stand up for not feeling like wearing a shirt.
i’m not going to wear a shirt tomorrow either. except that might not be a big enough statement for me, because i’m unemployed and not even wearing pants right now. i think i will assert my independence tomorrow by painting my face purple with lightning bolts and tiger stripes on it and taking a trip to the grocery store.
And I will get a bucket of ice ready for my hand when i get back after all of the high fives I’m going to get.
“Inspirational Lack of T-Shirt Babe.”
For the past several weeks, Mina has been out in California snapping babe pics and sending them over to me in my mountain hideaway in the mountains of Pennsylvania. I’ve been doing a pretty good job just writing the commentary and patiently awaiting the next batch, but the babe pics are getting fewer and far between, and holy crap am i getting bored up on this mountain.
in an attempt to make the best of the situation, i’m taking this time to re-commune with nature. right now for example, i have strapped on my 2140 model of the asics running shoe and am about to go on a leisurely mountain-side walk to become one with squirrels and see if i can walk gently by rabbits without scaring them away because we are on the same wavelength, the wavelength of friends.
i have loaded up “the eagles” on my i-pod confident that the band chose that name in particular because of their distinct ability to channel the spirit of real actual eagles.
oh beautiful mountain mist, i don’t wake up early enough to see you, but i know you’re there on some mornings probably. eagles of the mountain, free and soaring up above, transmit your wisdom and courage to me through my bright white apple headphones as i serenade the forest with my own heartfelt rendition of “Desperado.”
A lone woman in nature, the ralph waldo emerson of her time wandering babeless, pensive under the setting sun, dust in the wind, born to be wild.
If an army of hot man babes was to storm your house, apartment, or trailer by the river, this babe would surely be their leader.
The man babe army would kidnap you and take you as a hostage back with them to their home base in their secret babe lair. As the “Babe Commander”, the above pictured man hulk would get first dibs, and if he wanted you, you would be his.
I posted an ad on craigslist several weeks ago to try my luck volunteering as a hostage for pirates, assuming pirates would be hot babes. So far, I have yet to be kidnapped from my bed by awesome pirate babes as requested, but I sleep with red lipstick on in a tank top with a skull and cross bones on it every night now in the hopes that someday they’ll come, and they’ll know that they’re kidnapping the right person.